Bar Review: Duck & Waffle, City of London

Duck & Waffle – Rum With A View

Let’s be clear, Duck & Waffle is all about the view (and waffles). Located on the 40th floor of 110 Bishopsgate in London, Duck & Waffle inside Heron Tower boasts the highest restaurant in the UK. Guests are transported to Duck & Waffle London from a private entrance on Bishopsgate via two express, double-glazed scenic lifts. The vistas are stunning and the environment unique.

Designed by award-winning architects CetraRuddy, the Duck & Waffle restaurant features include a 24 seat “inside out” bar, a bustling open kitchen and a private dining room that seats up to 18 people. Despite these boasts, a comical gripe is that metal supports run at eye level across the window panels; only crawling toddlers and NBA superstars can fully benefit.

Cocktail prices are equally sky-high, but free entry, as opposed to the extortionate Shard, remedies this somewhat. The Duck & Waffle Cocktail Menu was original and intriguing, although style over substance in places. The Bourbon Old Fashioned was £15.50 (inc. service) but only used standard Jack Daniels. It was served on a bed of hay, yet the drink was made from corn (maize). I’ve no time for fussing about with inedible props. As the drinks menu offers oddities like Bee Pollen Liqueur and Beetroot Champagne, the bourbon and other base spirit selection felt pedestrian.

Finishing Duck & Waffle’s Truffle Cocktail was like waking up disorientated from a heavy night in a wet compost heap, with earthy garlic cloves pushed into every orifice. I have no idea what was meant by ‘removed citrus juices’ but the Removed Aviation was both ballsy and impressively floral.

Regarding Duck & Waffle’s atmosphere, the interior walls were intentionally covered in scruffy graffiti that failed to be edgy and smacked of pretentiousness. Duck & Waffle PR team disagree, describing their restaurant décor as “playfully injected with modern influences”. Unless Jackson Pollock collecting oligarchs, customers appreciating scribble on walls don’t generally buy £16 drinks. To be fair, the restaurant’s around the corner from Barclays and Deutsche Bank, but I’d suggest framed portraits of Margaret Thatcher would be more appropriate. I like James Brown as much as the next man, but the Motown soundtrack was completely out of character with Duck & Waffle’s somewhat confused ambience.

One gripe was that our small group was completely blanked by all the Duck & Waffle staff as we attempted to say thank you and goodbye to them. A group walking out in anonymity is quite a challenge in such a small space, and being totally ignored twice made me doubt the genuineness of the servers initial hospitality.

Duck & Waffle is still worth a visit: it makes a fabulous refreshment break for tourists, and the lift ride alone is a giddy experience. The views are memorable – arguably the best in the UK. If you are looking for unusual ingredients in your libations, it really set the bar high. While any drinking establishment that is open twenty-four hours a day should be revered as a potential guilty pleasure. Personally, I prefer boozers a bit more down to earth – in more ways than one.

DUCK & WAFFLE REVIEW SUMMARY

Atmosphere 9  Cost 3  Quality 8  Service 7

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Bourbon Old Fashioned (Minus Orange Peel But With Hay)
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£14 (+ service charge) drinks, but basic quality ingredients
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Unbeatable views

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Restaurant Review: The Cuban, Camden

The Cuban – Close But No Cigar

Camden was typically frenetic: hordes of the weird and wonderful spilt in from all angles. The Cuban was found nestled in Camden’s eclectic epicentre, buzzing with shoppers resting from buying vintage tracksuits, vinyl and Novocaine.

The Cuban Camden’s boisterous atmosphere seemingly overwhelmed the staff who were less than composed. After politely advising I had booked, menus were shoved in my general direction. I loitered like a lemon, looking for anything resembling a table without success; a second server limply gestured to the lift, leading to a dead second floor.

The Cuban Camden’s menu advised: “our chefs spent time learning traditional Cuban cooking techniques”. The fact tapas should be ordered often and served quickly wasn’t learnt:  the food came together and after a long delay.

Regarding The Cuban Camden’s food, the anemic Calamari was the blandest pieces of squid known in existence. I doubt the complete absence of seasoning was part of the “authentic Cuban experience”. Better Olives & Feta can be sourced in Morrisons down the road -hardly the “best Cuban ingredients in London”. The Plantain was okay, but a giant banana served in three pieces didn’t excite. The Chorizo was enjoyed, but this should be the star of any tapas restaurant and was average at best. The Albondigas were well cooked and seasoned but lukewarm. The fried Sweet Potato & Plantain were tasty but just crisps with ideas above their station. Finally, the Chicken Tenders were fine, but which “neighbouring Caribbean Islands” serve schnitzels?

Under normal circumstances, The Cuban Camden is a rip-off tourist trap; however, it is regularly on Groupon providing much better value.

The Cuban Camden
Review Summary

Atmosphere 5    Cost 4    Service 4   Quality 3

The Cuban Tapas Restaurant Camden Locks
Below Average Tapas

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Bar Review: Bedales Wine Bar, Borough Market

Bedales of Borough Market – People Watching Paradise

Bedales of Borough benefits from an excellent location and is a trendy, yet unpretentious wine bar that nestles perfectly in the area. Borough Market is one my favourite parts of London; a melting pot of flavours, as diverse as anywhere in the world. It feels unspoilt by corporate interests, just a shame a loaf of bread is £4. The down to earth interior and warm staff created a welcoming atmosphere, while chaotic South London went about its business all around us.

Bedales wine was very much enjoyed, although chosen from a relatively limited by-the-glass menu. That said there was an impressive collection of bottles to order. I tried orange wine for the first time, which was rustic and robust, but I was glad I ordered a glass rather than a bottle. Some nibbles consisted of top quality ingredients but offered laughably small portions: small bursts of Mediterrean umami punctuated the wine glugging. The bites to eat were just too expensive given the almost zero lack of preparation required.

Sipping wine and people watching – are there any greater pleasures? Well yes probably, but at least this was legal. Bedales of Borough Market is a great little place for classier boozing, but don’t bother eating.

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Review Summary

Atmosphere 9   Cost 3    Quality 8    Service 8

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Great selection of wines by the bottle, not so much by the glass

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