Restaurant Review: Capri Grand Cafe Lytham

Capri – Lunching In Leafy Lytham

Capri Grand Cafe, not a 1970s Ford-themed eatery, but a quaint brunch hot spot / bar furnished by ladies-who-lunch, just distant enough from Blackpool to feel safe. Being warmly greeted by the ethereal manager Leigh set a positive first impression: one reinforced throughout the afternoon by the support act of smart, sprightly servers.

The carrot and stick combination of the howling wind rattling through Lytham, and the amicable bar staff encouraged me to loiter around Capri Grand Cafe’s well-stocked shelves with intent. Boodles Mulberry Gin with Elderflower Tonic was recommended – transpiring to be the ideal autumnal afternoon elixir. Additionally, Capri’s well-thought-out cocktail menu, produced an intriguing ‘Gin Zombie’ and elegant ‘Pomegranate And Elderflower Spritz’. That said, everyone else was drinking bloody Porn Star Martinis.

Regarding mains; the impressively meaty, yet wonderfully tender, tuna steak was served admirably rare as promised. The quality of this hunk of boldly-seasoned saltwater fish was obvious, the accompanying aioli was a delight, while the simple, fresh side salad did a job. It’s all only simply presented but it’s what I asked for. Capri’s mushroom pizza successfully negotiated the culinary tight-rope of truffle; not enough is pointless – too much induces projectile vomiting – just enough provided a world of flavour. The pizza base carried through authentic smokey elements and retained its thin and crispy integrity; however, the crust lacked ambition. Although the mushrooms were oily; overall, the pizza packed a satisfying umami punch. Additionally, two sets of sweet potato fries were gloriously salty, impressively crispy, yet concealed soft and flavourful interiors.

In an attempt to subvert the continental vibe, chilled house music and fashionable young clientele, I needed to sober up. I ordered the seemingly out of place, scones with jam and clotted cream. Capri Grand Cafe’s billowing freshly baked scones were of such rustic British beauty, I requested the national anthem. All that was left was to slurp a robust, yet velvety flat white, before settling a not cheap nor unreasonable bill.

Capri Grand Cafe is neither really grand or a cafe. It’s a smart yet easy going lunch or brunch spot, that’s fresh and modern with a decent cocktail menu. Certainly worth a visit, especially with such a lovely terrace.

Capri Cafe & Bar Lytham Restaurant Review
Rare Tuna Steak w/ Sweet Potato Fries
Capri Cafe & Bar Lytham Restaurant Review
Rarer Than Hen’s Teeth
Capri Cafe & Bar Lytham Restaurant Review
Mushroom & Truffle Pizza
Capri Cafe & Bar Lytham Restaurant Review
Autumnal Gin Serves

Capri Grand Cafe & Bar Review Summary

Atmosphere 9/10    Cost 7/10    Quality 9/10    Service 10/10

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Restaurant Review: Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza, Ancoats

Rudy’s Pizza Ancoats – Worth The Dough

Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza has taken Manchester by storm, so much so, Napoli has become my second team. Entry to the Ancoats site was a lottery: like a meek sixteen-year-old slipping into Wetherspoons with fake ID and an even faker moustache, I prayed for access. Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza was too cool for bookings and the queue was an hour. The Mrs started to panic. Fortuitously, Seven Bro7hers BeerHouse was ready and waiting moments away, temporarily quenching hunger pangs with excellent craft ales.

Despite Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza being consistently busy, I was chirpily greeted and ushered to ring side seats opposite the chefs in a welcoming manner. I asked about the different Mozzarella – I couldn’t tell a word they said – but felt their passion the way deaf people hear the vibrations of an orchestra. I gratefully received delicious samples of the different Mozzerella, even though the pizzas where scarily quick to be served.

Rudy's Neapolitan Pizza Review Northern Quarter Manchester
Mozzarella Magic at Rudys
Rudy's Neapolitan Pizza Review Northern Quarter Manchester
Great Value Sicilian Red

Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza is about simplicity; dough contains only four ingredients (flour, water, salt and yeast) and pizzas are only cooked for one minute. Rudy’s is proudly Neapolitan – not ‘thin and crispy’ and absolutely not ‘deep pan’.

Rudy’s pizzas are a thing of beauty. Billowing doughy crusts, rising and falling, before popping with lightly charred edges, run down to tissue paper thin bases. This is the pizza you lament you’ve only had in Italy. The luxurious salty cheese, nostril filling basil aromas, umami pumped tomatoes – this is what no frills Italian cooking is all about. However, toppings inelegantly slide from base to plate, like a collapsed drunk falling from a taxi and everything was very salty; but, with so much savoury deliciousness filling your mouth nobody cared.

How do Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza create these pieces of magic? It’s simple really. Water, flour, salt & yeast is mixed, before being softened by hand and rolled into perfectly identical balls. To quote these pizza geniuses:” We believe that in order to create a Neapolitan Pizza one must use the freshest, finest and most authentic ingredients; the main event is the Caputo ‘00’ flour which comes straight from Naples to give our dough the bounce it needs”.

Rudy's Neapolitan Pizza Review Northern Quarter Manchester
Just look at that crust…
Rudy's Neapolitan Pizza Review Northern Quarter Manchester
Slice of Neapolitan Heaven
Rudy's Neapolitan Pizza Review Northern Quarter Manchester
A good, honest Polenta Cake

Rudy’s Ancoats’ interior was rather plain but the atmosphere carried a real buzz. Considering the characterful wine and reasonable price point – give me Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza over High Street chains any day.

Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza Wine Prices

The Rudy’s Neapolitan pizza wine list is small but perfectly formed. They are all Italian wines and despite the small selection, is all you need with pizza. The cheapest bottle of wine is either a Catarratto or a Nero D’Avola, which are both by Palazzo Del Mare, from Sicily at £15.90. The most expensive bottle of wine is a Prosecco by La Vita Sociale at a comfortable £22. If you’re more of a grain than a grape person, the local Runaway Pale Ale  is recommended, but I’d suggest the high acidity fruity wines work better with pizza then something just as yeasty.

Rudy’s Neapolitan Pizza Ancoats
Review Score

When the food is this delicious, affordable and service is friendly, it’s hard not to love. Having to walk through Ancoats and being put on a waiting list is a bit of a faff; still, Rudy’s is definitely worth it.

Atmosphere 8/10    Cost 10/10    Quality 9/10    Service 8/10

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Ancoats Manchester

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Ancoats Manchester

  • Confidentials: “…to ward off the nasty folk possessed of the evil eye you have to touch your genitals or make the sign of the horns…”
  • Food Geek Blog: “The space is very basic inside but that doesn’t matter if the food’s up to their usual standard.”

Drink Review: Bowmore 15 Year Old Darkest Whisky

Whisky Tasting Notes

Bowmore 15 Year Darkest Nose: Waking up hungover but excited on Christmas morning with tobacco still on your breath. It’s taking that first bite of robust mince pie, whilst warming up with a cosy hot chocolate, nostrils filling with steaming milky cocoa.

Bowmore 15 Year Darkest Taste: Thick rolling waves of burning wood, with clean pine air fighting to come through. Viscous, dark toffee flavours bring sweetness, with surprisingly very little peat.

Bowmore 15 Year Darkest Finish: A medium-long finish of sherry-drenched Christmas pudding made with too much nutmeg. A final oily, cinnamon-sugar note means you leave on good terms.

Flavour 8/10    Value 8/10

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